subprimelendor asked:


Yahoo news is slow this weekend because they’ve had this boring article up at least five times since Saturday Noon. The Christians go to Church for financial advice? Big deal. They go to Church for everything. How is THAT news? Bring back Paris Hilton!

SILAS

3 Responses to “Where do Satanists go for financial advice?”

1. venganceofg on May 25th, 2009 7:12 am

   For financial advice oh wait thats the american enterprise institute for financial advice oh wait thats the american enterprise institute for financial advice oh wait thats the american enterprise institute for financial advice oh wait thats the christians get confused how about mitt romney.
   The american enterprise institute for financial advice oh wait thats the american enterprise institute for financial advice oh wait thats the christians get confused how about mitt romney.
   For financial advice oh wait thats the christians get confused how about mitt romney.

2. your_dear_old_mother on May 27th, 2009 9:13 am

   They ask their Ouija board to spell out hot stocks and mutual funds.

3. jazzkidzmom on May 29th, 2009 11:55 am

   Well, they don’t believe “In God We Trust”, so I guess US financial institutions wouldn’t be their choice….

   I suppose they go straight to Hell?